arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

(via rupindah)

lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

(via gaytomic-bomb)

(via yungdodo)

hoaran:

btw at dinner tn my mom said harry styles looks like a monkey and my brother looked her in the eyes and said “these meatballs are shitty and youre fucking rude” 

(via vorpalsuicide)

cokeslut:

suffering bc buffering

(via martlna)

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

(via martlna)

maarkhoppus:

You had me at the correct pronounciation of my name on the first try

(via martlna)